30 October 2009

The Room Fraught with Peril

That is what Leslie and I live in - the Room Fraught with Peril.

It's quite ridiculous, really.

I think the biggest danger is the desk. I call it the demon desk. It's positioned against the wall between the head of my bed and the head of Leslie's. The thing is, something isn't right. There is about a 6 inch gap between the head of Leslie's bed and the edge of the demon desk and there is absolutely NO gap between the demon desk and the head of my bed. I actually think there is about a 1/4" overhang of the demon desk onto my bed. So whenever I move in my sleep, I hit something - usually my hands. Consequently, my hands are always bruised. And I keep bumping my legs on the corner of the demon desk and getting rather large bruises, like this one:


And then, the door doesn't open all of the way because there isn't enough space between the door jamb and the foot of Leslie's bed. Our beds are really crappy captain's beds and the drawer under the heads of our beds is, of course, buried under the demon desk. Naturally, we don't keep anything in those drawers because it's just too dangerous to crawl under the demon desk to access it.

Then, there is a shelf that goes along our wall from the corner of the head of Leslie's bed and wraps around behind our demon desk to my head, along my bed and all the way to the corner by the closet (again, I get the worst of it because it goes along the length of my bed) and Leslie is constantly hitting her head on the ledge of the shelf while I'm always hitting my knees as I roll over.

The window is really hard to open (especially because you have lean OVER the demon desk to reach it) and I've broken 7 finger nails on it.

And then, one day, Leslie got deathly ill. I took care of her the best I could. She didn't have swine flu, but a virus that was acting ridiculously swine flu-like. She had a fever, ear infection, she was throwing up, had a horrible hacking cough, and a stuffy nose (among other ...less pleasant ailments). Our room became the quarantine/sick bay. So naturally, I got whatever virus Leslie had, just it wasn't as severe. I only had a REALLY high fever (it got as high as 102.1), a hacking cough and stuffy nose that lasted for about 5 days (I still have a cough though, and it's been like 2 weeks) whereas Leslie was in bed for 10 days and still has a cough as well.

There are hardwood floors in the vanity and living room, and of course, right outside our bedroom doors. Well, the spot in front of our bedroom door is REALLY slippery for some reason and Leslie and I are constantly sliding around on it and I just know that one day we're going to hit the floor HARD.

Like I said, our room is a death trap.

Things that induce laughter/smiles/happy feelings in me today:
1. Leslie's mom drove up from Brigham City to take care of her and got here the day I got my fever - it was really good timing because I didn't feel well enough to take care of her anymore. (Not that I was doing a whole lot, but really, that fever kicked my butt and knocked me out.)
2. John. He's freaking ridiculous. I hate him. He's such a boy. He flirts with me, then ignores me, and now he's back to flirting with me. So much so that our English teachers have both commented on us needing to "knock it off or get dropped."
3. I love Shauna's missionary blog. Thanks Jayne for updating all of us!
4. I got really good feedback from my class mates about my online job portfolio. That's right, I have an online job portfolio.
5. I love, love, love Victorian literature, and I've just picked up what is regarded as the best, and first true, Gothic Novel. I'm a huge fan.

29 October 2009

Childhood

I have a lot of really fond memories from my childhood, and this is definitely one of them!



The original "Dr. Dolittle" starring Rex Harrison.

I don't have class on Tuesdays and Thursdays so I spend the day doing homework and working my butt off. I sat down to eat lunch today and turned on the tv. I was flipping through channels looking for something to provide noise while I cooked and that's when I saw that "Dr. Dolittle" was on!!

I was so excited!!

I did my homework in front of the tv so I could watch. I can't remember the last time I saw this movie. I love it! And I totally have a crush on Matthew Mugg (real name - Anthony Newley). He's Irish, and I'm pretty sure that has a lot to do with it. And he sings.

Things that induce laughter/smiles/happy feelings in me today:
1. Excedrine. I hate that medicine only treats symptoms and doesn't cure whatever causes headaches, but I'm grateful for it anyway.
2. I got to hang out with Jereme for a little bit yesterday.
3. It's 5:00 pm and I haven't made my bed yet. That NEVER happens. Even when I was sick and could barely move, I made my bed.
4. Thank you, Alli, for saying that "my guy" wasn't hit by a truck, just married the wrong girl. It feels like that more and more...
5. Alex and Brittney have the nicest boyfriends in town. They're great guys and I'm glad they spend a lot of time here.

19 October 2009

Missionary Mail!


Shauna wrote me a letter a little bit ago and sent to California because I didn't have my address here in Rexburg when she left.

It arrived today!!

It's so funny how her handwriting totally made me nostalgic. I almost started to cry when I saw it. (I've been running a fever of around 100 degrees for the last about 3 days, so that's what I blame it on...) I haven't gotten a hand written letter from a missionary prob since Eric was out...

The letter was 100% Shauna. And it made my day. I could totally hear her when I read it - it was almost like when we used to talk on the phone when she was in NYC and I was in Seattle. hahaha. I've missed her cute little voice. And the growl.

Oh, the growl.

Some funny(direct) quotes:
  • "Oh my gosh - must write Lauren ASAP"
  • "Do you have any MC's - who are single? HaHa!"
  • "Well, can you believe I've been on my mission for over a month? 1/18 of my way through."
  • She asked if I was going to AZ for KP's wedding and then said, "You could always stay at my house! Just call Jayne. Seriously. Call."

Ahh, I miss her. And a lot of other awesome people, but today - mostly Shauna.

Things that induce laughter/smiles/happy feelings in me today:

  1. Thermometers.
  2. Tylenol cold multi-symptom severe. It's AMAZING.
  3. My mom pushing me to go after Goth Pod. It's funny. And scary cause I'm starting to listen to her.
  4. Inappropriate prank texting.
  5. USPS.
  6. 3 boys, in various relationship statuses, all talking at once on the phone to see why I wasn't in school today.
  7. I know that I can totally call Shauna's family to stay with them if I need to be in AZ.
  8. Job hook ups.
  9. I haven't put gas in my car since September 15th and I still have a little over a quarter of a tank left. I love my little car.

12 October 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRYCE!

It's Bryce's birthday today!


So, happy birthday!

Bryce, you're my favorite person EVER. Hands down. (...thus far. Hahaha.) You crack me up, and you keep me fat with your brownies. You were my very first real date ever, the only boy that ever made me even think about going to a high school dance, my first husband, my very first unsupervised road trip, threw me my first surprise party, and took me to my first club in Hollywood.

I was going to try to think of my favorite thing we ever did together, but couldn't pin it down to just one thing, so here' s a quick list (instead of a things that induce laughter/smiles/happy feelings in me today list):
  • We went to Ruby's one night and you spilled pumpkin shake all over your face.
  • Car dancing. Every time.
  • Setting the goldfish for Ashley's wedding free.
  • And then meeting those really random guys who invited us to a party because they liked our car dancing as we were driving back to my house at like 1 am.
  • My red lint hat. I loved it.
  • Making halloween costumes together.
  • Hiding in the girl's bathroom all those years ago from Tim the Chainsaw Murderer.
  • You got ABBA stuck in my head for like a month.
  • All of the cancer jokes. I tell them up here sometimes and no one appreciates them.
  • I'm pretty sure you wrote every poem I had to turn in for Mrs. McCauley's class my senior year.
  • The Car Wars.
  • Being willing to help me out when my cleptomania flares up. :o)
  • The intense games of spoons we used to play.
  • Remember how we used to be able to have conversations without really using words? It came in handy at Disneyland at least once that I remember...

Basically you're a stud despite being terminally ill.

I miss you lots, friend. I hope your recovery is going well and that you're causing trouble.

05 October 2009

Book Fest part 1

A while back, I told you all about Sister Hawker's Book Fest that I have to do three times this semester - it was a big project...

Well, today was the first day and that means I'm done with this round and don't have to do this again until November! :o) YAY!

I knew right away that I wanted to re-design my book cover for my visual, because I had no idea what the picture on the cover of my copy was until I finished the book...

So here we go!
Before:


















After:





I used InDesign CS4 to redesign it and it turned out so good that my teacher came to my presentation table, interrupted my presentation with an unpleasant glare, and said, "Where's your visual, Sister Conley?" I explained that she was holding it. HAHAHA. Poor Sister Hawker, she felt bad, but I'm hoping that means I'll get a good grade on at least that portion.

Can I just gush real quick about how much I love InDesign? Seriously - I want to be an editor for a publishing company so I can do this. I love editing (my new slogan is: Lauren Conley - bettering the world one typo at a time), but design is so much fun, too! It took me a little over an hour to put together.

For the other parts of the presentation I turned my reading guide into a tri-fold brochure, which seemed to go over pretty well. And for my actual presentation portion, I created a game of memory with all of the character's names. If the people at my booth found a match, I told them all about that particular character, and answered any questions they had. Sister Hawker gave me a run for my money, but luckily I BS EXTRAORDINARLY well for a Mormon. :o)

Things that induce laughter/smiles/happy feelings in me today:
1. InDesign. I want it, I want it, I want it! But it's SO expensive! ...maybe one day...
2. Goth Pod. Really - he makes my day every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I wish he was mine. And yes, I know that's coveting and I'm going to hell.
3. My funny quotes note on FB. I laugh every time I re-read it. Even though I already know what's on it.
4. I think I spent a grand total of MAYBE 4 hours preparing for book fest. That's including creating a powerpoint, new book cover, reading guide and planning my presentation. And I feel pretty good about it so far. I got a lot of compliments, at least.
5. I'm the chief designer for my OTHER English class, and that means more InDesign time for me! YAY!
6. My new favorite Christmas song: "Fairytale of New York" by the Pogues. Seriously - the Pogues do it best.