26 August 2009

Nerd Fettish

As I'm sitting here watching Friends, I've come to realize that I have a crush on eveyone's least favorite Friend: Ross Gellar.



That's right. I have a crush on David Schwimmer. And I'm announcing it to all 4 of my readers. So you have another reason to roll your eyes and say, "Oh, Lauren. Gigg-le." Or, "You would."


I love everything about this remarkably odd, extraordinarily hairy, Jew. (Can I say that if I, myself, am not Jewish?) And it's not just his roll on Friends that I love about him. I positively adore him as Melman, but yes, Ross is my guilty pleasure.


I love when he plays his "music" on his stupid keyboard, and his flare for the dramatic. I really admire his ability to create an entire trivia game based on 4 of his best friends. I love how he changed the erotic cake for Emma's first birthday into a bunny, and his fake accent. I love his boring lectures and that he's a paleantologist.


And yes, I know that Ross Gellar is not a real person. But David Schwimmer is. Besides, I have a big thing for basically any fictional male.


Things that induce laughter/smiles/happy feelings in me today:
1. Seeing Julie & Julia.
2. The French language. It's beautiful.
3. Books.
4. New babe pool (you gotta say it like Amanda Bynes in She's the Man) in Rexburg next semester.
5. I enrolled myself on The Scroll's staff this morning.

3 comments:

Shauna said...

def see julie and julia. i liked. i want to see the time travelers wife again...SO good! and ok, i liked how one of your happy things was about the french language.......wait, canada--french speaking? LOL.

KP said...

yay for the scroll and yay for the new babe pool comin' up!! haha.
ps i like ross too. but i like chandler better :) just sayin'..hehe.
love u MORE! its a new day. so I WIN today :)

Jenni said...

You're on Scroll now?! Yay!!! Writer or copy editor? Either way, you'll be amazing and I wish I could be there with you (kind of — I honestly don't wish to be in Rexburg). P.S. It's actually just Scroll, not *The* Scroll. But major props for italicizing. :^)